Thursday, April 06, 2006

Making out in booth two


Back in high school and college, there was something about making out in a car that made things seem almost like they were more exciting. I don't know if it was just the idea we might get caught, or if it was just the fact I was making out at all. We have this couple who come in once or twice a week who think our booths are their own little secret make out place. I suspect it's an affair, because who goes to Red Lobster to make out? They're middle aged, both are respectable looking. Rarely do they order entrees. They'll have 2 or 3 appetizers over a couple of hours, along with 4 or 5 drinks each. Generally they are very cuddly can cozy, with nary a micron seperating their bodies. I haven't seen it progress to full on groping, but if you see them frequently enough you are bound to see more than you really want (unless you are into that, FREAK!). They usually don't tip well, especially not considering they sit there for 2-3 hours, and are sometimes the last table in the store. For some reason, Red Lobster flames their passion.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good thing you guys don't have tablecloths.

Lobster Boy said...

Yeah, it probably is a good thing in this case. The lady could possibly be pretty good looking, but she dresses pretty skanky most of the time. Maybe they are old high school flames...

Lobster Boy

OliveLady said...

So I have this couple who come in and request to sit in my section all the time. They arrive alone and leave alone. They both wear rings. They are all over eachother. I know they are having an affair cause I have been at the table when one of their phone rings and they gets up and walk outside to talk. I know they like when I serve them cause I typically leave them alone and dont rush them out. They will sit there for 3 hrs. I dont mind cause they always leave a tip worth while. They always pay with cash. I'm assuming so their is no evidence of their nite together?!

jorge said...

I like the picture - is that you and OliveLady at the Darden Corporate picnic?

Wireless Messiah said...

wooow. and I thought that dude stroking his wang in the bathroom here was bad. dude.

Check out my blog if ya get a change. I'll link you if you'd like

~WM

Anonymous said...

Hey...I though all my fellow red lobster warriors might like to see this article about my red lobster.
http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/columnists/citizen_watchdog/14282999.htm

For what it is worth...This manager is one of the best that i have ever had, and this is clearly a one sided article. This situation (and i was there) was first and foremost by the customer, and her actions (physically and verbally) definitely merited a threat to involve the police...I guess i shouldnt have to explain that cuz you guys already understand how puffed up yuppies act when threatened.

Lobster Boy said...

Yeah, we got to hear all about it this morning from our GM. She's friends with all of your store's managers, having known the manager in question for something like 20 years.

Lobster Boy

Anonymous said...

Wow, I love meetings at 8:00 in the morning on a Saturday!! "I know you are all hung over, but here taste our nasty cajun shrimp that will cut your tips in half ten days from now". 30 shrimp here we come!!!!!

Lobster Boy said...

Thirty Shrimp Promo sucks. And to add to our pain, there is still a coupon out there.

I left our meeting without trying the food. After enough years, you really don't need to taste it anymore.

Lobster Boy