Thursday, April 06, 2006
Back in high school and college, there was something about making out in a car that made things seem almost like they were more exciting. I don't know if it was just the idea we might get caught, or if it was just the fact I was making out at all. We have this couple who come in once or twice a week who think our booths are their own little secret make out place. I suspect it's an affair, because who goes to Red Lobster to make out? They're middle aged, both are respectable looking. Rarely do they order entrees. They'll have 2 or 3 appetizers over a couple of hours, along with 4 or 5 drinks each. Generally they are very cuddly can cozy, with nary a micron seperating their bodies. I haven't seen it progress to full on groping, but if you see them frequently enough you are bound to see more than you really want (unless you are into that, FREAK!). They usually don't tip well, especially not considering they sit there for 2-3 hours, and are sometimes the last table in the store. For some reason, Red Lobster flames their passion.
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