Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Over the top service


If I stand at your table and open an entire lobster for you, and then you proceed to leave a tip neighboring on 10% don't be surprized if I reach down your stupid throat, take back the lobster, rip out your guts, and spread the entrails on the table for your ugly lover to see. Don't say you haven't been warned.

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10 comments:

Ranter said...

hehehe! Hope at least the Endless Shrimp promotion is over! Hang in there, Lobster Boy!

Duckie said...

lol, hope today is better for you

iconoclastical said...

better: if you order a bottle of wine that costs as much as your lobster, your lover's lobster, and all the creme brulee you could shove down your throat, and then tell me that you never tip on the beverages...leaving me 3% after mandatory tip out, I WILL hunt you down and kill you.

Retired Expo said...

As a retired expo for RL(19 years) I freaking love your blog. It brings back many memories and thoughts of old friendships.

I remember 3/10/3 from the 80's long before "Catch the Wave" or the Compass.

The smell of my clothes after a shift, my tennis shoes would turn to stone, trash runs, nuking rock lobsters from frozen to cooked,
running out of multiple items with a 2 hour wait, servers screaming for their order (wait...they never did that!) I could go on....

Chef's??? Hell, I was leading a group of stoned high school kids through hell every night and we did a pretty good job.

Anyway, I stumbled accross your blog and thought I'd let you know that it is highly entertaining to this old RL vet.

Thanks!

Lobster Boy said...

Icon,
I feel your pain brother. Those are the guys you want to follow to the parking lot so you can show them the appropriate amount of tip to leave next time by the dollar amount of damage you do to their car's tires. And then of course, you won't let them use the phone to call for a tow.

Lobster Boy

Lobster Boy said...

Expo,
you are always welcome here! Keep the comments coming.

Lobster Boy

Brad #1 said...

LB, are you a part of bitterwaitress' forum? If not, you need to be. There are some others on there that are a part of Darden's nightmare as well, and are well aware of your discomfort.

The old forum is pretty much non functional anymore. We moved over to the new one at www.bitterwaitress.net/smf/

Come on over and play.

BTW, I read up on your blog all of the time, and I don't know how you keep on keeping on with RL, but I know the end is coming soon.

Lobster Boy said...

It has been a long time since I visited Bitterwaitress, so I'll check it out again some time.

Lobster Boy

Brad #1 said...

Well, we'd love to have you as a friend. We don't talk about all that is bitter anymore, just sometimes.

stupescommaruth said...

on that level----how about the morons that order the crab legs as part of a feast, leave them till last and then complain that they're cold?!?!?!?!