If I stand at your table and open an entire lobster for you, and then you proceed to leave a tip neighboring on 10% don't be surprized if I reach down your stupid throat, take back the lobster, rip out your guts, and spread the entrails on the table for your ugly lover to see. Don't say you haven't been warned.
Related Tags: Red Lobster, Lobster, Darden, GMRI, DRI, Food Service, Customer Service, Cracking Lobster, Opening Lobster, Eating Lobster, Waiter, Waitress, Server, Entrails, Tipping, Gratuity
7 comments:
hehehe! Hope at least the Endless Shrimp promotion is over! Hang in there, Lobster Boy!
lol, hope today is better for you
better: if you order a bottle of wine that costs as much as your lobster, your lover's lobster, and all the creme brulee you could shove down your throat, and then tell me that you never tip on the beverages...leaving me 3% after mandatory tip out, I WILL hunt you down and kill you.
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I feel your pain brother. Those are the guys you want to follow to the parking lot so you can show them the appropriate amount of tip to leave next time by the dollar amount of damage you do to their car's tires. And then of course, you won't let them use the phone to call for a tow.
Lobster Boy
Expo,
you are always welcome here! Keep the comments coming.
Lobster Boy
It has been a long time since I visited Bitterwaitress, so I'll check it out again some time.
Lobster Boy
on that level----how about the morons that order the crab legs as part of a feast, leave them till last and then complain that they're cold?!?!?!?!
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