Yes for those who are squeamish or prudes, I'm talking today about pooping. Everybody does it, so lighten up. This post was inspired by a movement earlier today. I crapped corn. Nothing wrong with that, but I haven't eaten corn in 3 days! And yes to those who are worried, I've been quite regular these past 3 days. Bizarre. I have no explanation for that.
Here's something that perplexes me. How do you crap on the floor? Or if it was intentional, why?
I've worked in a number of places in my life where a random log would roll it's way out onto the floor of the bathroom. The last time was a well placed one in the ladies restroom in my restaurant. This wasn't a little kid's pinched one out on accident. It was well placed in front of the toilet, completely missing the toilet. And either the lady didn't wipe, or the toilet paper made it just fine into the toilet, cause there wasn't any on the floor. Astonishing. Thankfully I didn't have to clean that one up (being in the ladies room and all). How do it know this? A highly trained hostess took pictures of it with her cell phone and sent it to some people. Host actually are good for something after all! Joking! Kinda!!
I can understand the hovering thing, a lot of ladies do it. But that wouldn't result in this. We're talking a foot plus off course, missing everything but the floor.
In another place I used to work in a long time ago we would from time to time find a log or two in a shower stall. The bathroom is 8 feet away.
Is this only happening where I live? These people are freaks in serious need of help.
Oh how I could go on, but I don't want to get too graphic or gross.
One of the funniest moments of my life - 10 years ago I was at a professional meeting (when I was in a different industry) and went to use the bathroom on a break. I'm minding my own business, when in the stall down a few from me I hear a guy give birth I think. Moments later, I hear "That explains the pain". I almost crapped myself while on the toilet I was laughing so hard. My sides hurt from laughing. I was in tears.