Sunday, July 29, 2012
If I see you riding a bicycle while smoking it says one of two things to me*:
1) You're a teenager trying way too hard to look cool. I'm not cool, but even I know that is a lame look bro. (yes, it's always a young male)
2) You're a stupid drunk. If you're rolling down the street smoking a fag** on a 1980's vintage 10 speed or your kid's BMX bike it leaves no doubt that you got drunk (again), got busted (again again), and lost your license.
*Only in America. The Chinese chain smoke while riding.
**See what I did there? Worked in some British slang in honor of the Olympics.