I hate your car's stickers

Unless your sticker says "My doberman could beat up your honor student and then hump his leg while your child lies there crying and soiling himself."

And what is it with GLBT people's cars?  Just how many stickers do you folks need?  I have yet to meet a gay person whose car wasn't stickered.  Even rich gays sneak one in there somewhere.

And while we're on the subject, what is it about Subaru's that make them so attractive to lesbians?

This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night now.  I need more scotch to turn that part of my brain off.