A little Colbert humor never hurts.
As a server at Red Lobster, Valentine's Day for me always ushered in my favorite time of the year - Lent. If you are going to ever make bank at a seafood restaurant, it's during Lent.
And Red Lobster provides the added bonus of Lobsterfest to add to the tally. Good times.
And since I worked in an area that has a pretty high concentration of Catholics for some reason, it was all the more better for my wallet.
A word to the wise out there - don't propose to your girlfriend/babymama/skank tonight while at Red Lobster. It's not a proposal story that is going to improve with age.