Sometimes life is too funny to make up. Was at the local watering hole/burger joint last night for a late dinner and had to do some business in the bathroom due to the taco bar at lunch I suspect. Had just gotten settled in and was giving thanks that they have the paper toilet barriers when two guys walked in. I'm presuming they were younger based off of 1 set of footwear I could see under the stall and the conversation that transpired.
Dude 1: Man, this sucks. For like the last week, every time I piss it burns something wicked.
Dude 2: Seriously? What the fuck?
Dude 1: Yeah, and it is getting worse.
Dude 2: NO. You missed it. We don't talk while pissing. Even if you dick just fell off into the urinal, I don't want to know about it until my beer is back in my hand.
Dude 1: (serious tone) Nooo. I'm worried about this.
Dude 2: (Laughter like he'd just lost his mind.) Remind me to never go to the bathroom at the same time as you ever again! Pussy.
Dude 1: Stacy is going to kill me.
Dude 2: Maybe you would've been better off had your dick fallen off! (laughter as they exit the bathroom).
That's how we roll ladies. And Stacy, if you are reading this, you might want to go get a checkup...