Thursday, May 04, 2006
Waiters hate Mother's Day. It really doesn't matter how much we make on it, we will hate it regardless. Mother's Day is like scheduling diarrhea. You know it's coming, and you don't like it, but you hope it passes as quickly as possible, and no matter what, you know it will be uncomfortable. Yes, it's that bad. Mother's day means that all the cheap bastards who neglect their mother the other 364 days in the year think they have only a 3 hour window to make up for it, and they are going to do it in one of my booths. You should be better to your mom (and dad!) than that. Mother's Day also means lots of ugly stupid looking hats. Primarily on women, but sometimes on men as well (nice one there Huggy Bear). Mother's Day means we have to wait on all 6 generations of the family because none of them has figured out how to use birth control or self restraint (abstinence, it works!). I hope it rains, a downpour, on Mother's Day. Do your waiter a favor, and cook lunch for your momma.
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