This is how Red Lobster bills it:
Now’s your chance to enjoy even more of what you love at Red Lobster. For a limited time, satisfy your craving for all the irresistible shrimp you can eat during Endless Shrimp™. Come try our savory shrimp scampi, classic fried shrimp, creamy shrimp pasta, crunchy popcorn shrimp or coconut shrimp bites. Start with any two preparations, and when you’re ready, we’ll bring more! This special offer is for dine-in guests only, so come in soon.And this is what your waiter thinks:
Now's your chance to come in and torture the waitstaff of your nearby Red Lobster. For a limited time satisfy your desire to be known as a gluttonous pig, well OK, you'll always be that, but for a limited time let us help you move out one more notch on that size 60 belt of yours. We delight in cleaning up the 120 shrimp tales you have strewn throughout the booth. It is our joy to crawl under the booth and pick up the items that have amazingly escaped the black hole that is your mouth. How the gravity didn't pull that stuff in too is simply amazing. We will be patting you down for silverware and salt shakers on your way out. AND THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL WE WILL BE GETTING YOU AN ORDER FOR YOUR TAKE OUT CONTAINER! You may only order two items at the beginning. From then on, we can only ring in a single refill at a time. Red Lobster says this is so you always have hot food. We both know it's to slow down your rate of consumption. We know that if we let you, you would just stick your face right next to the friers and have us just pour baskets of freshly cooked shrimp directly into your mouth an skip the plates and utensils.
And when you make a joke about needing a wheel barrow to cart your bloated fat ass out of our store, don't be surprisedized when I suggest a fork lift after I watch you go through food like something more suited for observation in a zoo.
To fight back we will keep your table well stocked with bread, and make our salads a bit bigger than normal.
And no, we are not impressed by how many you ate. And no, I will not keep track of that for you. And at 10:00 PM our kitchen will be shutting down.
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