Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Servers are probably one of the demographics that most need religion, I can't disagree with that assessment. The stories I could tell about server debauchery...
Have you ever heard of a server getting saved from a tract? You want me to listen to you (or read your booklet), tell me Jesus told you to leave me a 25% tip. Now you have my attention. I'm listening! Seriously, how often do you get a tract and then get a crap tip? Far too often in my experience. So you're saying you want me to join your group of cheap, stingy, selfish jerks who congregate once a week to sing off key? Not interested. So you are saying you want me to join with you and a bunch of generous people who actually care about the single mom who is working for less than minimum wage to serve them their lunch and sing some songs? Sure! I'm down with that!!
Furthermore, almost nobody leaves me tracts any more. My coworkers get a ton of them, but not me. Am I all of a sudden unworthy? Do I look unsavable? I have coworkers who get 3-4 tracts a week, and I probably only got 4 in the last 2 years. What gives?