Sometimes you just have to laugh!
The Onion.com cracks me up. We need more things like that in this world. From the Onion:
Red Lobster Introduces New Mechanical Jumbo Shrimp Ride
And don't miss:
Red Lobster Introduces New Jellyfish Sting-A-Roos (Audio)
And of course the ever popular:
Top Hat Full of Shrimp
Maybe they'll add that last one for Lobsterfest!?!