Sunday, February 14, 2010
When you are wishing that someone special a happy Valentine's Day, don't make the mistake and abbreviate it. Especially not if you are wishing them a happy one.
Valentine's day is truly a VD to servers. I don't mind it because the turnover rate is generally high with tons of two-tops I can make a boat load of cash from. But today is Sunday, and that will make for an epic train wreck of a day. Having Valentine's Day on a Sunday is like being kicked in the balls and then given a wedgie just to make sure you are really feeling the pain. Especially if you are working the lunch shift.
So honey, when I get home with a headache, hating people, smelling like a sweaty fish who showers in butter and cocktail sauce, know I still love you. But only you. Everyone else can piss off until at least my third scotch.