Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day Sucks


When you are wishing that someone special a happy Valentine's Day, don't make the mistake and abbreviate it. Especially not if you are wishing them a happy one.

Valentine's day is truly a VD to servers. I don't mind it because the turnover rate is generally high with tons of two-tops I can make a boat load of cash from. But today is Sunday, and that will make for an epic train wreck of a day. Having Valentine's Day on a Sunday is like being kicked in the balls and then given a wedgie just to make sure you are really feeling the pain. Especially if you are working the lunch shift.

So honey, when I get home with a headache, hating people, smelling like a sweaty fish who showers in butter and cocktail sauce, know I still love you. But only you. Everyone else can piss off until at least my third scotch.

2 comments:

RetroKali said...

yep. And most of the people who go out to eat on a sunday suck anyway, add to that the cheap ass people who will go out on V-day, run you to death,spend all their money on cocktails, apps and fancy desserts, then cheap out on the tip.

mth1974 said...

This piece was one of your best yet!