Friday, July 02, 2010
Yes ladies, they are real. I realize I've seemed to talk about body parts a lot lately, but tonight I have the worst case of blue balls in my life. It feels like Stalin marched the whole Red Army across my crotch. I'd rather be kicked in the nuts, that at least goes away fairly quickly.
It is funny when it is someone else. This isn't funny.
Where's my Scotch?