Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Anyhow, so I'm making salads, and Bud says to me "Have you ever fallen asleep while jacking off?" If you work in a restaurant, you know this is not really all that odd of a question, because, well pretty much everything is fair game if you've worked here for very long.
So as I think to myself - have I? - and before I can answer, cute new college girl pipe up with "Sure! Happens all the time." Bud has a look of mixture of shock from the answer, and horror that she herd the conversation. "What? Girls like to rub one out too!" she said. She then gave a couple of details that I can't type here or I'd have to change the type of blog this is.
That is what we talk about when we are making your salads. That and many other random, often inappropriate things. It keeps work interesting.
And if you aren't reading Shit My Dad Says, you should be.