Monday, February 13, 2012

Man sentenced to take his wife on a date to Red Lobster

Saw this on MSNBC:

According to Bray's arrest affidavit, Bray and his wife got embroiled in a spat after he failed to wish her a happy birthday. Bray's wife claims that her husband shoved her against a sofa and grabbed her neck.

The judge, citing Bray's otherwise clean record and the incident's apparent lack of serious violence, did not consider Bray's behavior a major offense. However, Bray must follow the stipulations of Hurley's ruling very closely if he wants to avoid potential jail time.

"He's going to stop by somewhere and he's going to get some flowers," Hurley said at a hearing, according to Florida newspaper Sun Sentinel. "And then he's going to go home, pick up his wife, get dressed, take her to Red Lobster. And then after they have Red Lobster, they're going to go bowling."

Hurley noted that he would not typically treat a domestic violence charge in a similarly jocular or light-hearted manner.

"The court would not normally [make this ruling] if the court felt there was some violence but this is very, very minor and the court felt that that was a better resolution than the other alternatives," Hurley said.

According to Google Maps, there is a Red Lobster conveniently located in Plantation, Fla.—Bray's city of residence—adjacent to a Kohl's and nearby the Broward Mall.

 Sometimes real life is better than anything you could possibly make up.


Mat Black said...

That's a local story here in Ft. Lauderdale and when I saw it on the news it made me think of your blog. I'm glad you noticed it too.

SkippyMom said...

I, too, thought of you when I saw this story.

The Red Lobster choice is just hysterical. I do like RL for a date night, but I can't imagine why the judge specifically picked it. heehee