If your service sucks, complain to a manager. Don't just stiff your server and walk out. If your service doesn't suck, tip. While some inbred ignoramus might want to blather on about how it is a reward, I'm here to tell you bullshit. It is a wage. It is more than a social convention. When you chose not to get rot gut from Taco Hell and you picked a restaurant where the person serving your table makes significantly less than minimum wage you are agreeing to the terms to tip or complain. Those are your two choices, with the alternative being to fuck off, stay away and go eat shit at Subway and die of food poisoning.
No this isn't because I got stiffed. It was a single mom in my store who has a really sick kid. She's a fantastic waitress (and not just cause I trained her). I helped with the table. They were happy and WELL taken care of. But they fucked her with a verbal tip.
That doesn't pay for cancer drugs asshole. She doesn't qualify for medical insurance here, and her ex-shitbag is 6 months behind on child support, and the state is not helping much either because of the oddity of this case in particular. And yet you saw fit to eat the most expensive platter on the menu, drink $40 worth of liquor as a table, split two apps and take desert with you, but leave nothing for her.
I hope your pubes spontaneously combust and burn your dick off. Then you'd be as dickless as the rest of us already know you are.
You want to see the inherent sinfulness of humanity? Work in a restaurant. People are fucking evil. It's unmistakable.
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I couldn't agree more. You always know you're in trouble when the verbal tip comes. They might as well say " Screw you, I'm not going to leave you any money because I'm an assbag"
Everyone says Darden is great and profits are huge, why then do they only match up to $500 for Darden Dimes? $500? Should be and could be more. Sorry to hear about your co-worker's kid.
I couldn't agree more!
Recently I've seen more fake acting. Like I'm telling them about the menu items in a clear crisp audible voice in plain standard english and they say, "Aagh wha" like they don't hear or understand, but there faking it. Then in the end its a crappy tip or no tip, I was making the guest connection, smiling, and being friendly. I'm convinced some people are just evil, but I'm not stupid I don't need some fake gesture by the guest to then validate the bad tip or no tip as if something occured during their visit that didn't really at all occur. The truth is the great service and guest connection made them feel uneasy about their bad tipping or non-tipping behavior and they are simply validating it for themselves with fake excuses not to tip well.
We don't go out to eat unless I have at least a $5.00 bill for a tip for any service, if it is a big amount on the bill I ususally put a $10.00 bill afterall the waiter or waitress is not making any money unless one tips and tips well i say..We went on christmas after seeing a movie, this was a Shari's place, had the $14.99 turkey feast took our pies home
and left he $14.99 for a tip in the hand of our waitress she was overwhelmed we were unhappy others could not see fit to tip well on Christmas of all days, she could not be with her family and worked hard to make our dinner nice, why not tip well..it is their wage after all, i so agree with a special place i hell, why dine out if you are not going to tip and tip well no matter the food served or if you are happy or not, stay home and let others tip and tip well I say! I used to work as a waitress and the place I worked had it printed on the menu to tip and tip well, or dine elsewhere people tipped and never complained, loved the owner and learned a lot about people from that job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brillant! i´m a waitress in buenos aires, argentina, and the people sucks here.
also the spanish
italians
french
and so on...
to demand...ahhh, they are fantastic but to put what´s need to be put...well...
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I got stiffed tonight, after running myself ragged; and the bill was well over 100.00 and I realized with the higher tip out that I owed money to the store that I did not receive in my tip...we have a lot of people who refuse to tip..I just think its nuts.I can't afford to stay.
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