Friday, April 13, 2012

$12,000 tipper? Come sit in my section!

Great story from the frozen tundra just across the river from Fargo* - a women was given a $12,000 tip and gets to keep it.  That is awesome!  I'm not sure what a Fryn' Pan restaurant is, but if they're ignorant enough to spell their name that way it can't be high class.

The thing that blows my mind is that this bird actually turned the $12k over to the cops initially.  No.  Way.  In.  Hell.  If you drop me $12k in cash and I run out into the parking lot and you tell me to keep it, I'm doing exactly that.

And how fucked is it that the cops tried to keep it because it "smelled" of marijuana?  Probably trying to fund their own stash you greedy bastards.

Damn that had to be a fat stack.  I think I could forget a month of my life in Cancun with that kind of unexpected bank.

* (yes, I had to look up where Moorhead was - which BTW is perhaps the best town name ever!  "Hi!  My name is Scott, and I'm from Blowmenow, AZ...)


Anonymous said...

what a lucky heffa!!! that's once in a lifetime!!! most of the time we get ppl like this --->

DerbyDoll_Smash said...

Bahaha I wouldnt be running to the parking lot to make sure it wasnt a mistake. I would just put it in my pocket fake sick and go shopping:)

Caveman said...

Holy shit! I wouldn't mind a twelve thousand dollar tip. Take the money and run!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm..that would be just enough money to finance my new job search :)