Tuesday, April 16, 2013

To the Boston Marathon bomber(s)

Fuck you.  Yes, you read that right.  You can fuck straight off.

This is America.  We will find you.  We will not be intimidated.  I don't care what your unholy self serving agenda is, you will be stopped.

I'd like to encourage my government to institute public crucifixions for all who were part of this plot.  Whip them, beat them, nail them to a cross on the White House lawn as an example for all the world to see.  Don't fuck with us or we'll hang you out there to die slow and miserable like.

And when you die after a slow, torturous last few days and you arrive in hell, I'd only ask that you be placed in the pit for the outhouses in hell.  A deserving place for you to be.

4 comments:

ATLChris said...

One down, one to go...

Anonymous said...

You just helped the terrorists win. Yes, we want the government to torture it's citizens (more).

Lobster Boy said...

I'd be fine with making those cocksuckers into human pinata's on the lawn of the White House. Or bringing back Old Testament stoning (no, not the recreational kind). "helped the terrorists win"? Bullshit. Make an example of them. Let the world know we're done fucking around and that you come here with some wingnut ideals at your own peril. Burn 'em down.

steve_in_pa said...

I'm with you. Unfortunately, we also still have dozens of other accused terrorists at Gitmo awaiting their fate. So how do you decide who goes first? My idea would be to televise it on world-wide Pay-per-View, and use the proceeds for victim's restitution. Do it monthly, and maybe have a Super-Bowl caliber event with viewer's choice punishments once a year. Tailgating on the Mall. Hold a raffle so one lucky citizen can throw the first stone. Hire Steve-O from Jackass fame to be a punishment consultant. You can take it around the country so everyone gets their opportunity. Turn the Second Amendment fanatics loose. Vince McMahon or Don King can promote, Michael Buffer can do the announcing. Let's get ready to rumblllllleeeeee! Only slightly far-fetched, but you get the idea. But what's wrong with making an example out of them? The best deterrent for any crime is knowing the consequences. Right now, no one really knows what that is. Many parts of the world still believe in 'an eye for an eye', the same parts of the world from which many of these terrorists come. They wouldn't hesitate to punish if the roles were reversed. It's about time we determined those consequences show we mean business.