Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Covering up that green haze - Pet Peeve

Pot. Mary Jane. Weed. Grass. Cannabis. Dope. Ganja. Chiba. Chronic. Herb. Bud. Spliff. Indo. Sinse. Reefer.

Ladies, no matter how much Bath and Body works toilet water you apply, we can still smell than dank nasty ditch weed you were rolling on the way here.

And guys, smelling like you lit a field of weed on fire than doused it with gin is not attractive to your lady friend. She's not that desperate. And if she is, you don't want it!

If you are going to smoke a whole bale, do us all a service and air your stank ass out before coming to a restaurant. Contact highs are not a "benefit". Do you think we don't know? Are you really that stoned, or just that stupid?

Seriously, I'm going to start calling the cops and asking them to bring the K-9 unit over and have a stroll through my parking lot. At least all the stoner servers/bartenders/managers are smart enough to keep their stash elsewhere, and they don't smoke it up on the way to our store.


udo said...

Many of my stoner servers/bartenders do smoke it up on the way to work. I can't believe management lets them check in! I guess it's just desperation. One stoner is better than none! Some of them swear they can't work without it.

Cheesemeister said...

Some of the stoner servers/bartenders smoked up in the parking lot or in the bathroom in the restaurant where I used to work! But they did their job so I really didn't give a rip.
I worked in a casino as a bartender the year before I worked in the restaurant and I think the weed smell would have been like Chanel #5 compared to the unwashed for days reek of the people who would be there when the place opened, leave when it closed down, go home and crash for a few hours without bathing, and then come back the next day. I say god day-um! Now there really is no cologne in the world that can get rid of that smell!