Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Let me tell you how tired I am with the attempted banter of some guests who think they are clever or cute.
No, you can't wash our dishes. We have a Mexican crew who shit more useful things than you, and I'm not about to let you get in their way. They work hard and have earned my respect. You on the other hand have earned my disdain. Moron.
Telling me I can keep the check. How about I kick you in the nuts then, once for each dollar you owe me? Oh, I see, your ex-wife still has your balls, that definately explains some things...
Seriously. Is this the best you can come up with? You are the 30th person this week to say one of these lame lines you mental midget. Come up with something original. Nobody finds your lame ass funny. Nobody.