Thursday, October 07, 2010
Every time that damn Red Lobster all you can eat shrimp commercial comes on TV, my stress meter pegs. Not because work stresses me out, but because some corporate douche-bag gets paid way too much to torment me like this. It's bad enough I have to deal with AYCE 5-6 days a week, and then I can't escape it on my off hours. It interrupts football. It's a poke in my eye. Its like when a bull sees the matador waving this weak ass crappy flap of cloth. I want to give it the horns and gore the hell out of it and then stomp on his balls to make sure he gets the point. But that would only break my TV which I am quite fond of.