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U.S. Department of Labor - Minimum Wages for Tipped Employees
You want to know why servers bitch about tight cocksuckers who don't tip. Click that link above & compare it to what you make. Yes, we make tips. But if you fuck us over, we don't. We make less than minimum wage you cheap self-centered bastard. Have one less chardonnay grandma & leave a living wage tip. Quit rolling up so hard on the Hennessy & hemp and leave us something other than your putrid stench and your anti-social behavior.
A tip is for blah blah blah good service. I get that. I give great service, I'm not some incompetent meth head or baked out of my mind stoner. I bathe regularly. I bring you what you order, and fix what my co-workers fuck up. When something goes wrong, I make it right. When you dine with me, you won't have a bad experience because of me. And if you do have a problem with me I encourage you to share that with a manager & leave me nothing. But I know that won't happen.
I'm not god's gift to waitering, but I'm damn good at what I do and I take pride in my job, even if it is just a half step above the tranny-boys who are polishing knobs under the bridge for cash. I suck up - they suck off, but sometimes it feels almost the same.