Best. News. Article. Ever.
Saw this on MSN...and well...I had to share! I the Lobster Guy and I endorse this message!
Getting
to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New
research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast
cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to
grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should
be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it
DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to
normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer
applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word,
boob-lovers of the world. [
Source]
And before anyone gets their panties in a bunch and wants to flame me, this is tongue in cheek but a serious subject. At least a handful of women in my family have had breast cancer, and it killed both of my grandmothers. So have fun preventing it!
1 comment:
I first saw this posted on Facebook by a page called "I Fucking Love Science" (which is, mind you, run by a woman).
She later posted it a 2nd time saying that she'd had dozens of people report her for an inappropriate image. She went on to say that she wasn't going to stop, that breast cancer was very serious, and if seeing breasts scare you, you should get the fuck off the Internet.
AMEN.
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