Was dragged to what I was told was a "modern art in 3D experimental performance" last week. This was more than just a fish out of water type of experience. It was simply fucked up people doing fucked up things calling it art. I've seen some shitty art in my day, but wiping my ass and calling the paper art would've been more artistic. Perhaps the most wasted moments of my entire life, and believe me, I've experienced some pretty terrible "I'll never get that afternoon of my life back" types of things. So word to the wise, if someone offers to bring to this and the alternate choice is electro-shock therapy to your testicles, go with the nut blaster. Imagine the worst art you've ever seen, with audio, scent, and pompous pricks walking throughout the room chatting with artists (including performance artists) while they work, all the while nibbling on pretentious snacks (no you may not call that fucking thing an hor d'oeuvre) while sipping wine that was secretly decanted from a box about 15 minutes ago. Good thing there weren't sharp objects in the room or I might have been tempted to use them.
Life has settled into a hectic but good pace since I left Red Lobster. While I had hoped to write some new content sooner, it didn't happy. You get what you pay for around here. But the good news is I have the creative itch and have been making a long list of stories I should eventually tell here. Top secret intel on the jerk-asses I've served over the years. And probably some stories about some staff too.
One of the next few posts will definitely be covering the advent of the smart phone and the douche-bags using them.
8 comments:
Your Google sidebar just above your subscribe button can't be moved or exited and blocks out a good quarter of each post...maybe that could be fixed?
Care to share what you are viewing this blog with? On a Windoze7 computer here myself with Firefox & with Chrome it looks fine.
Please tell me you aren't using Internet Horror...err..Explorer. I don't even know how to fire that piece of shit up any longer...
lol no its chrome on windows. maybe it's just me, i haven't seen it before this page, only this page :/ Oh well, keep up the good work :P
I also view in Chrome and have the same issue with the ad being placed over the article.
I am having the same issue, also using Chrome on Windows.
Me too! Win7 and Chrome, Exploder, and Firefux.....Very annoying and I don't see this on other blog sites.
Hey all - thanks for the heads up in the comments here. I have no idea what happened to cause it. Has it been this way for a while. I'm NOT the most literate when it come to the interwebnetthingy. Please call Al Gore and let him know I broke his internet. I'll ask "my people" and see if we can't get that remedied right away.
It appears that all has been fixed. PLEASE let me know if it is still wonky for you though.
Sorry everyone for the bizarre ads going nuts. Somehow they got changed and added in, there were like 7 different ads popping up in the template (I think that is the right term) and most of them were never put there. Weird.
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